Fun with robo-calls

If you get one of these phone calls, contact the authorities immediately. Those authorities would be me, so I can figure out a way to have even more fun with them. Just to be clear, these have NOT BEEN AUTHORIZED by the respective campaigns. This is a good one:

Hello, I'm calling on behalf of Senator John McCain. Please don't hang up. Oh, God, please, don't hang up! He'll scream at us again. He gets that look, you can't talk to—OHMYGOD, HE'S COMING …